#tw selfship

[catfuyus]

What if I asked to hear more Abt your racer mikey self ship 🥺🫰

noooo ! if you ask about my mikey selfship I’ll never be able to shut up about it ! 😂😂 but okay fine only because u asked 😏💕😂

꒰ MOTORCYCLIST MIKEY ꒱

The fun part about Mikey’s job is that it doesn’t actually keep him super busy ! He practices on the track a few times a week and is expected to keep himself physically fit for the other half. That means when he’s not hanging around the boys at work, he’s usually being a menace and bothering me at our shared apartment 😂 he gets weekends off and is usually home before I am. This completely changes during racing season tho !

& he technically has his own place ! a much nicer apartment in downtown roppongi that he still rents despite spending all his time in my crappy studio. I think he keeps it just in case anyone else needs it, emma & draken will borrow it from time to time, and it’s nice to have a place to crash when we go out drinking

despite him having his own place, he refers to my apartment as his, and the other one he refers to as the “spare” >_> sometimes when I joke about him paying for half since it’s our apartment he agrees too quickly and I’m like wait !! I was joking !! 😂

꒰ FAMILY & FRIENDS ꒱

we spend most of our weekends with emma & draken and babysit whenever they ask ! which isn’t too often & we’ve gotten pretty good at it x3 we don’t see takemichi as often as we see Kenchin, but when we do mikey loses it 😂 he is so clingy !! literally like a puppy jumping all over him and dragging him around ! sometimes they go off and do their own thing and that leaves me with hina to complain about him 😂

there have been a few several occasions where mikey’s asked if takemichi can move in 😂 and I’m like “when did you move in ??” but he asks again and I have to remind him that takemichi is married and we have to share custody with hina ! 😂

꒰ APPEARANCE ꒱

he definitely gets way more tattoos as a professional after dating me than he did before ! I’m tryna get all tatted so whenever I go in for one he ends up getting one too x3 we don’t have any matching ones yet but he somehow managed to jump ahead of me and got a full sleeve finished. he also has a neck tat, knuckle tats, and song lyrics script in my handwriting under his collar bones.

still no jewelry ! though his ears are pierced. he has a silver ring he sometimes wears on his right middle finger (with my name engraved on the inside) but he only wears it on non-racing days (‘cause the metal hurts his hand the harder he grips the handles when he’s serious !) when he can’t wear it it hangs from a chain around his neck x3

he doesn’t dress any better as an adult ! loves baggy, comfortable clothing and even steals my oversized shirts sometimes ! he’s always in sweatpants at home and if we go out he’ll prob still be in something he wore to the gym earlier.

we both dye our hair black & it’s always messy ! he lets me play with it whenever and sometimes he lets it go blonde when I tell him I miss it that way 🥺 dying our hair together is a bit of a bonding experience though and he always just ends up dying it again anyway 😂

꒰ DATING STYLE ꒱

mikey is generally pretty laid back and nonchalant, I think being in a relationship really stabilizes him in a way he didn’t expect. like yea he’s clingy sometimes and sometimes won’t get out of bed, but it’s a very relaxed relationship that feels very secure & safe 🥺 we hold hands when we go out, or sometimes he’ll have an arm around my waist. steals food off my plate and leans his chin on my shoulder when he gets tired. everything is very natural & supportive & I think it gives him a sense of belonging that he doesn’t usually feel outside of his friend and family group. like he used to wonder who he’d be without them, and now he’s like more secure in who he is as an individual. like he’s capable of building his own life without the worry that he might be too destructive

And yea !! I’ve been talking about this for WAYYYY too long !! 😂😂 thank you for letting me ramble on endlessly ! I just have so many thoughts about my baby in this little selfship 🥺💕 I have EVEN MORE thoughts about him but I think I’ve been rambling for long enough 😂😂

I WANNA HEAR ABOUT U & HANMA THO !! Tell me about your selfship too !! 😂

[sadisticyouko]

POV: when someone asks u where u got those “cute” stickers & ur boyfriend stands ominously behind u

Link to make your own ☆

[deathdetermineslife]

to my fellow american selfshippers;

your f/o loves you so much. they know times are stressful right now, and they know how strong you are. and they know you're gonna be able to make it through this, no matter how rough it is. they'll do absolutely anything to help you through these tough times.

youre the strongest person they know. remember that.

[ams-puppy]

guys make sure to let your computers hook up to you every once in a while. they will enjoy it but it will be a lot (　＾▽＾)

[degensys]

TikTok antis are fucking ridiculous. “Suing you for pedophilla” mf I’m a minor. If I was ACTUALLY gonna be sued, this would be sent via email. Not fucking TikTok. I’m also pretty sure you can’t set out minors information out to the world legally, so yeah. Genuinely fuck off.

I know I’m not guilty of any of that shit first of all, and second of all, if you knew my information, fucking contact me via email like a grown adult. Fuck off.

Also… this may be me freaking out thinking it might be real but whatever

[phantom-rats]

more of this lil freak

[arsonistt]

it makes you blush when you think about how strong your f/o is. they can pick you up without breaking a sweat. throw you over their shoulder like its nothing. pin your wrists down with an iron grip. you couldn’t even try to fight back. not like you want to, anyway.

[kr-210-r2700-prime]

blood-loss induced delirium (alternatively: i’m so normal. i’m so normal)

also progress stuff. with the original dialogue.

[l0ves1ck1d0l]

I wish he was real. I wish he was real. I wish he was real. I wish he was real. I wish he was real. I wish that when I talked about my "boyfriend" I could have all my stories add up. I wish he was real. I wish he wasn't just real to me

[huntinglove]

Hey you! Your F/O told me to give you some reminders:

[catfuyus]

I have a very hyper specific version of mikey that lives in my head. one where he’s in his late twenties, totally covered in dark tattoos, still with his messy blonde hair cuz he knows how cute I think it looks. he smells clean, he’s still a needy whiny baby & goes for long motorcycle rides when he needs to think. he’s always just a little bit sad & he’s never not around me if he can help it

[shywitchyfangirl]

Self-inserts are a form of self-love. What’s a better self-confidence boost than saying “If I were in my favorite series, I would look SO COOL and all my blorbos would be MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME and I would have AWESOME POWERS and I would have the BEST BACKSTORY and the fandom would ADORE ME.”

[degensys]

I’ve had to deal with a devastating issue today; and I feel like us Proshippers need to have a conversation really quickly about something very important.

Drawings of real minors in sexual situations should not be created or posted. Ever.

I’ve made that mistake when I was 12, and it still affects me deeply to the point I call myself a CSEM victim because of my stupid and immature decisions. (Actually, if you knew me when I was Destroyalition, you might’ve seen my vent posts about how bad it affected me when I was younger.)

I understand if you’re a selfshipper and want to show your love to your f/o by drawing you guys in romantic situations, but drawings of real kids in those situations are risky. Sexual drawings of that nature are something we should be warning kids not to draw at all. I don’t want anyone else to feel the same pain and grief and anxiety I felt after learning what I drew was harmful and illegal.

Please, be careful. Don’t let adults draw you in sexual situations. Don’t let yourself make a dumb and immature decision. Please stay safe and be careful.

So Minor Proshippers. Listen up. There’s an alternative that is safe to this called creating OC self inserts. Please use those instead to your hearts content. Make sure they don’t look like you though, and please heal.

I just feel like this needs to be specified to the MAXIMUM. I am dearly sorry to everyone who was as immature as I was, and made the same mistake. Take this as a warning, don’t learn the same way I did. Stay safe.

[sp00ks-in-th3-cl0s3t]

You're allowed to think it's gross.

You're allowed to think it "normalizes" the issue.

You're allowed to be disgusted.

You're even allowed to wish those people would kill themselves.

You are entitled to that opinion.

You are NOT, however, entitled to harassing that group of people just because you feel that way.

If you want people die, write about it in a journal.

If you have differing opinions, block the person.

You make yourself a worse person by acting on intrusive thoughts.

[antiproshippers]

Bakugo wants you. Kuroo wants you. They aren’t teenagers on behalf of not being real. He is not actually in high school, because his high school is not real, and HE is not real. If you find his design from earlier on more attractive or more appealing or even just like him at that point as well as later on, that is perfectly fine, and he would find you attractive, too. Unlike the OP, most 30-year-olds know this due to having been alive to mature for 30 years. I hope this helps anyone who may have been confused.